If you listen closely you can hear him try to convince me—and himself—that he actually likes what he is eating by saying "mmm hmm."
Monday, December 15, 2008
Watching this video in slow motion, I realized that the Iraqi prime minister must have had prior knowledge of this shoe attack. Look at his face—he barely flinches. He knew nothing would hit him, because he was in on the whole thing. I'm demanding a congressional investigation, and not just because that would divert congress from confiscating anything that doesn't happen to be nailed down. It's because the truth has to be told.
You know who deserves a punch in the face? Congress. So I guess that would be a punch in the collective face, which is entirely appropriate since they seem to be a marauding band of collectivists anyway. Who's with me? If we start punching congresspersons at every available opportunity they might start to get the hint.
I got pulled over by a Mobile Tax Collector on the first day of December. I forgot to pay my yearly tribute to The State for their magnanimity, allowing me to own and operate a vehicle. No ticket though, just a friendly reminder to hurry up and fork it over.