Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Chancho does it again

If you listen closely you can hear him try to convince me—and himself—that he actually likes what he is eating by saying "mmm hmm."

Monday, December 15, 2008

The Iraqi Shoe Conspiracy

Watching this video in slow motion, I realized that the Iraqi prime minister must have had prior knowledge of this shoe attack. Look at his face—he barely flinches. He knew nothing would hit him, because he was in on the whole thing. I'm demanding a congressional investigation, and not just because that would divert congress from confiscating anything that doesn't happen to be nailed down. It's because the truth has to be told.

Congressional fisticuffs

You know who deserves a punch in the face? Congress. So I guess that would be a punch in the collective face, which is entirely appropriate since they seem to be a marauding band of collectivists anyway. Who's with me? If we start punching congresspersons at every available opportunity they might start to get the hint.

Mobile Tax Collectors

I got pulled over by a Mobile Tax Collector on the first day of December. I forgot to pay my yearly tribute to The State for their magnanimity, allowing me to own and operate a vehicle. No ticket though, just a friendly reminder to hurry up and fork it over.

Saturday, November 29, 2008


Becky might try to tell you she has nothing to do with this here blog. She is lying. She loves it. She loves music that makes you punch people.


I think this blog just might push us over the edge into coolness territory.